Play-Doh has tradmarked their scent. There’s a ton of big Summer package tours. A man paid $82 million for two pizzas.
Parents go to court to evict their Millenial son from their home. Robots are growing human organs. A graduation cake is censored by a grocery store that doesn’t speak Latin.
A First Class Robin Hood of Booze gets kicked off a flight. A woman is killed and eaten by a pack of wild wiener dogs. Please stay off the steps.
The Oldest Person on Earth hasn’t had a single enjoyable day. No one knows why paper plates cost $1,000 to ship. Lucas Glover’s wife is a handful.
Drunk mice are making bold advancements in the hangover sciences. That dog you adopted might not be a dog. Keyless ignition is killing old people.
We ponder who drank more pound for pound, Verne Troyer or Andre The Giant. Marijuana juice might be the next big thing. Vegas hopes to set a record for the world’s biggest orgy.