Recent Posts
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The Cracker Barrel I Do
Love means never having to say you’re sorry for asking someone to marry you at a Cracker Barrel for a chance to get free food.
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The Family Stallone
Sylvester Stallone’s family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey’s seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation.
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Invite Them To The Party
This episode has stolen monkeys, pizza lawsuits and an “impressive” shark attack.
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Deer Stand Trap Door
We’ve got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!
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Minnesota Slots
Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?
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Nothing Runs Like A Deere
Today’s recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.