Drunk Tinkelbell got kicked off a plane bound for Poland. The Eagles asked for a recount. Darren picks horses based on how well their name would work as a cigarette brand.

The Viper allegedly had an uncomfortable way of welcoming WWE writers. Wisconsin dogs continue their licking reign of terror. It’s movie night at…the cemetery?!?

Evonne Fay Goolagong beat Bobby Flay despite having iron poor blood.There’s a Burger King in the UK that only plays “Africa” by Toto on a constant loop. It’s important to have a good story for the Pillsbury people.

Clarence Carter’s hit Strokin’ is…odd. Get ready for Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes. The American Pickers found Aerosmith’s original tour van.

Sammy Davis Jr. threw great parties. Someone stole $800 worth of Pop Tarts. Dave needs to save money to buy Han Solo’s jacket.