Recent Posts
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I’m Your Boyfriend Now Nancy!
The site of the first two Nightmare on Elm Street movies is for sale. Good news! We might have to “deal” with a candy corn shortage this year.
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Wiggles Reunion
The Wiggles are reuniting for an adults only arena tour. A gigantic pumpkin missed out on winning the championship due to internal pressure.
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A1 Snake Rental
Do you need a snake? Sure! We ALL do! But snake ownership has always been prohibitively expensive. Until now!
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Spin As You Like
William Shatner is about to visit outer space. A Bosnian man built his wife a rotating house. Get ready for a Bozo the Clown reboot.
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Le Garbage
Captain Kirk does NOT want to go to space. French sanitation workers are striking for a 21 hour work week. Darren wants to be Baby Yoda.
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All About Those Toilets (No Treble)
We’re getting a new Peanuts special for New Year’s Eve. A woman almost died from injuries caused by wearing jean shorts.
