People are just now figuring out the Queen is “out of touch”. Get ready to wear robotrousers. Eddie the Otter has passed away. He enjoyed basketball and being confident.
804:Boxing Day Spooktacular
Penny Marshall explains why Shirley left. A song sparks a roller rink riot. Soon a microchip in your shirt will tell you that you stink.
803: Jesus, Jaws & Scrappy-Doo
Is Jaws the reason for the season? Popeye’s is offering emotional support chickens if you’re flying out of Philadelphia. Neil Peart is done playing drums.
802:Santa Fast Pass
You can pay extra to skip the lines at the mall this year. Make sure your parrot cage isn’t near your Amazon Echo. Smelling dirty socks might lead to a lung infection.
801: All I Want For Christmas Is Lucrative Royalties
Can we all agree “Wonderful Christmastime” is a garbage holiday song? A California man pays $1000 for a one penny Whopper. Could you do without your smartphone for a year for $100,000?
800: Who Did Jaws Eat?
It’s our 800th episode. Can you believe it? Grab a cookie! We talk about ghost pirates, giant middle fingers and inflatable sheep.