Recent Posts
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New Freddie Mercury Song
Meth attack squirrel may have been a Yumbo. A new Freddie Mercury song made its debut. Seals have learned how to sing the Star Wars Theme.
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Alabama Attack Squirrel
A drug ring in Alabama got a squirrel addicted to meth to force him into a life of crime. Millennials don’t use deodorant.
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Screech’s Spaghetti Sauce
Dave gets an answer from the “Quad City” frozen pizza company. Florida police have apprehended the Pool Float Bandit. A Vermont man hits a cop car looking for a Saved […]
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Truth Hurts
How many viewings of the Avengers movie is too many? Dave discovers Lizzo. The Thompson Twins argue over hot dogs.
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Aggressive Doorbells
We’ve got a Florida Man story that actually happens in New York and news that Millennials are killing the doorbell industry.
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The Old Town Road
Get ready for a summer of crop tops, taco shell shortages and horses in motel rooms.
