A North Carolina man will be feeding the squirrels with his left hand from now on. China is thinking about building a second moon. Toilets have been exploding across America.
783:New European Game Shows
Europe has come up with some new interesting game shows. The guy inside the Big Bird suit is calling it quits.
782:Bella Donna
Tara Reid got kicked off a plane. Lindsey Buckingham is suing Fleetwood Mac. Ann Curry is coming back to TV for a show that sounds super gross.
781: Emotional Support Squirrel
Hurricane Michael is destroying the Florida panhandle. Sears is officially declaring bankruptcy. Mmm yes, you could be mine, tonight and every night. I will be your squirrel in shining armor. Speaking of knights, one of them got impaled over the weekend.
780: Cats, Rats and Def Leppard
Cats aren’t really that great at catching rats. People seem to enjoy mixed drinks these days. Stop throwing your garbage in geysers. Please!
779: The Doorstop From Outer Space
It’s Columbus Day or as they call in it Columbus, Monday. Dave has an idea for THE rom-com of 2019. Play Doh wants to encourage your kids to play with their waste.