British bookmakers are betting that sports books are coming soon to all 50 states. Sitting is bad for your health. Also bad? Standing.
Huey Lewis lost his hearing. Gmail is considering some changes. Those bathroom hand driers are making your hands filthy.
Australian punk rock turtles that look a little like Marty Allen and breathe through their genitals need our help.
A Florida woman blames the wind for the cocaine cops found in her purse. A local man doesn’t understand open rlationships. Canadian seagulls destroy a fancy hotel room.
Dave’s having internet drama. Zombie Raccoons are something ELSE we need to worry about. Darren has a nose for animal farts.
People seem to agree that Jesus Christ Superstar was good and Corey Feldman probably wasn’t really stabbed. Hippies are putting Family Cloths in their bathrooms. Sonic has had enough of customers hotboxing in their windows.