100-Year-Old Morbidly Obese Crocodile

2/13 Show Notes:

• It’s Friday The 13th
• There’s an interesting Ray Davies story in this month’s Rolling Stone. Most of the brother acts in rock can’t stand each other
• You know who does get along? The Sklar Brothers. Darren doesn’t see the need for two of them. They’re clones of each other
• A flight from Latvia (where Nacho Radio is huge!) to Dublin got delayed because a guy got drunk and threw a bunch of shirtless air punches
• ISIS is beheading smokers
• Darren got a deal on pork chops
• A supermarket in LA was selling frozen raccoons
• Pot smokers are better drivers than drunk drivers
• The Post Office needs to get new mail trucks
• Older women are seeing health benefits from drinking moderately
• Bill Walton says Michael Jordan was nothing special
• More woman coming forward with Bill Cosby allegations. One of them says an assault took place in Canada where there is no statue of limitations
• Darren says he’s rat Dave out if he tries to sell raccoons he kills
• A 100-year-old crocodile died from overfeeding after worshipers fed him chickens and goats looking for good luck
• Two people got hammered at a casino in Florida and woke up in a garbage truck
• A New Jersey nightmare writes his wife a love letter EVERY DAY
• A woman is suing a restaurant after the fish she ate still had a hook in it
• A middle school in Pennsylvania gave middle school kids a graphic Fifty Shades of Grey word search