101- Tarzan Throws A No-Hitter

2/19 Show Notes:

• Dave’s TV show “Brewed” will debut on 2/28 at 6:30pm on WQAD
• Alaska is the Happiest state
• Darren doesn’t watch Ellen Degeneres anymore
• Scientists can’t give AIDS to a group of monkeys no matter how hard they try
• Darren wonders why you don’t see commercials for Compound W anymore
• Vanilla Ice got arrested for stealing things from a house next store to one he’s renovating
• There’s a new superbug killing people in California
• Eddie Murphy was supposed to play Bill Cosby on that SNL 40th anniversary show. He passed because he didn’t want to kick Cosby when he’s down
• Creeps like to smell garters. ROMAN TIMES!
• A woman is looking to set the world record for catching wedding bouquets
• A couple spent their 17th anniversary at three Disney parks on the same day
• Florida woman did worth of $1,500 damage to a Lexus she masturbated on in traffic
• Florida man arrested with crack in his mouth and weed in his crack
• A guy has set up a website to date himself exclusively
• A Puerto Rican man died and his family propped him up and dressed him a Green Lantern for his wake
• A Michigan woman shot herself in the eye by adjusting her bra holster
• Little Caesar’s is about to sell deep dish bacon wrapped pizza
• A drive-in movie theater is in trouble for showing 50 Shades of Grey AND Spongebob