102-A Sped Up Show About Nothing

2/20 Show Notes:

• TBS has been speeding up Seinfeld reruns to sneak more commercials in
• Seinfeld has made $3.1 BILLION since it entered syndication
• This is the one month of the year TCM makes sense
• Jerome Kersey is dead
• Los Angeles might have three NFL teams soon
• Is Bill O’Reily pulling a Brian Williams with his Falkland Islands stories?
• There’s a new strain of drug resistant malaria to freak out about
• Walmart is giving raises to 500,000 employees
• Sure the subzero temperatures suck BUT there’s no bugs to deal with
• 6th grade football players are being scouted
• A theatre in Colorado showed 50 Shades of Grey instead of Spongebob to a theater packed with kids
• We can’t really see 50 shades of grey. Humans can only see 30 shades
• Science says men really do have a rougher time with the flu than women do
• Darren believes in medicinal scarves
• Cool Baby is a hollowed out baby doll you can drink out of
• 400 gallons of frozen sewage spilled on the highway in Indiana
• It’s Bird’s birthday!