109: Not Weed

3/3 Show Notes:

• This is the first of TWO podcasts today. We’ll be at Kelly’s Irish Pub And Eatery starting at 5pm tonight
• Dave’s got a 25 year reunion coming up. We talk about Prom Themes and songs that helped guys get over broken hearts by Depeche Mode and .38 Special
• An 8-year-old called the paper to complain about the comics he (or his parents) loved being axed
• Tinder is going to cost you more if you’re over 30
• They’ve done an exhaustive study to determine what average penis size is. It’s 3.6 inches flaccid and 5.1 inches erect
• IKEA is launching wireless charging tables and lamps in April
• Big Al is dead
• Sharknado 3 has cast Mark Cuban and Ann Coulter as President and Vice President
• Dudes are walking to work in this weather.
• Hiding weed in a sour cream container labeled NOT WEED won’t fool anyone
• Darren thinks toilette paper rollers would be the best place to hide weed
• A Florida man told cops everything in his car was his unless it was illegal
• The first Tuesday of the month sirens go off and freak us out
• Ice quakes are a thing
• Owen got 392 on his video game. He can’t wait to get to Kelly’s for St. Patrick’s Day. We’re there today at 5pm.