Darren is wearing loafers despite the frozen ground conditions
We’re getting more and more t-shirt ideas
The Japanese have created a wearable banana for marathon runners
Abraham Lincoln brought a hot baked potato to school every morning to keep warm and then eat it for lunch
A woman in Utah is suing herself for her own negligent driving in an accident that killed her husband
New Trend: Hoodie vaporizers
We invent the Vape Machine that combines gaping with CPAP machines
Scientists say adults get the flu once every five years and kids get it every other year. Darren thinks he gets the flu twice a year
Now they’re saying coffee prevents plaque in your heart
NBC wants to launch a pay to watch video service for cord cutters
Metallica is releasing their original demo for Record Store Day (April 18th)
Metal Gear Solid 5 is coming out later this year
A NYC man put fliers up looking for a girlfriend and has hooked up with scores of women as a result
The Bubonic Plague might be coming back thanks to fleas on NYC rats
A restaurant in New Hampshire has a promotion where you deduct the percentage of you age from your bill on your birthday. A 101-year-old man went and got a 7 cent refund
Taco Bell is rolling out Captain Crunch Delights. Dave doesn’t understand how that hits into the gimmick
Drinking only 1 drink makes you more attractive to people. You look better than you would with no booze in your system or two drinks
Finding a random guy covered in vomit in your dining room is no way to start your Saturday
They sold a LOT of marijuana in Colorado last year. 75 TONS OF IT!
Another Cosby victim is telling her story. This one involves being made to rub oatmeal on her face and act like a queen
