113: Filling But Not Too Heavy

3/6 Show Notes:

Harrison Ford crashed a WWII fighter yesterday. People couldn’t WAIT to make jokes about it
Dave & Darren talk about their times flying in F-16s
Mars used to have a giant ocean. That means…MARTIAN SHARKS!
They’re spraying walls in Germany so if you pee on them, it sprays right back at you
The pubic hair in 50 Shades of Grey was digitally added
A couple had sex at the 50 Shades of Grey exhibit in Las Vegas
An 11-year-old thought it’d be a good idea to show up to school dressed as Christian Grey complete with eye mask and zip ties
The people behind the Snuggie had to pay $8 million in fines for deceptive shipping and handling charges
Florida man took his neighbors out to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game using a credit card he had stolen from them
An Illinois man held his mother hostage with a machete because she wouldn’t buy $4000 worth of basketball cards and a mask on ebay
Deer are now EATING BABY BIRDS!
Someone killed 300,000 chickens as revenge for getting laid off
A Tea Party backed Republican wants to legalize marijuana in Texas because God made it and God doesn’t make anything that’s bad
Get ready for the e-bike revolution
A woman is on fire for Jesus…literally
A man cannot see Applebee’s for burning his face on fajitas while he was praying
The world’s oldest person is now 117