113: Filling But Not Too Heavy

 3/6 Show Notes:

  • We open with our favorite Chop Suey commercial

  • Harrison Ford crashed a WWII fighter yesterday. People couldn’t WAIT to make jokes about it
  • Dave & Darren talk about their times flying in F-16s
  • Mars used to have a giant ocean. That means…MARTIAN SHARKS!
  • They’re spraying walls in Germany so if you pee on them, it sprays right back at you
  • The pubic hair in 50 Shades of Grey was digitally added
  • A couple had sex at the 50 Shades of Grey exhibit in Las Vegas
  • An 11-year-old thought it’d be a good idea to show up to school dressed as Christian Grey complete with eye mask and zip ties
  • The people behind the Snuggie had to pay $8 million in fines for deceptive shipping and handling charges
  • Florida man took his neighbors out to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game using a credit card he had stolen from them
  • An Illinois man held his mother hostage with a machete because she wouldn’t buy $4000 worth of  basketball cards and a mask on ebay
  • Deer are now EATING BABY BIRDS!
  • Someone killed 300,000 chickens as revenge for getting laid off
  • A Tea Party backed Republican wants to legalize marijuana in Texas because God made it and God doesn’t make anything that’s bad
  • Get ready for the e-bike revolution
  • A woman is on fire for Jesus…literally
  • A man cannot see Applebee’s for burning his face on fajitas while he was praying
  • The world’s oldest person is now 117

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