120: St. Patrick’s Day Spooktacular

3/17 Show Notes:

• It’s Saint Patrick’s Day. So naturally we start the show off with Pat Boone’s “Speedy Gonzales”.
• For today we’d like to be known as Nach O’Radio.
• Harrington’s Pub opened at 8am.
• Darren LOVES St. Patrick’s Day in part because of Corned Beef and Cabbage.
• San Francisco 49ers linebacker Chris Boland retires at 24 due to his concern over brain trauma.
• Major League Baseball commissioner Rob Manfred says he has received a formal request from Pete Rose asking that his lifetime ban be lifted and that he will consider the all-time hits leader’s request “on its merits.”
• We got an email suggesting people do Marco Pollo in crowds but use Nacho and Radio.
• Data scientist say people who use Firefox and Chrome are better employees.
• Apple is going to launch their own TV service.
• Evander Holyfield is going to box Mitt Romney.
• Mario games might soon be available on your smartphone.
• Heather Mills says young people don’t care about Paul McCartney.
• John Cusack is going to be in a Brian Wilson movie.
• Kevin Smith is going to make Mallrats 2.
• Leprechauns are not Irish. They come from a undersea kingdom in the Mid-Atlantic. They love to drown people while they sleep.
• An old woman strangled a rabid raccoon in a botanical garden.
• 79 % of fast food workers were burnt at least once in the last year. 33% of managers suggest treating the burns with condiments.
• A Texan is cooking bacon with an M-16. “So much America right now”.
• What’s Going On At Walmart: A Florida man steal 27 cases of beer, a couple eats a rotisserie chicken and a teen steals from a Walmart three days in a row and ends up in with a taser in his ass.
• If you eat burnt food it gives a good singing voice.
• People are selling haunted dolls on eBay.
• A wannabe Chinese acrobat fell and pierced his genitals with a 7 foot metal bar.
• Doctors in South Africa have done the first successful penis transplant.