121: The Jerk Frisbee

3/18 Show Notes:

• We’re trying to figure out where you can get a beer at 9am in this town.
• Starbucks wants their baristas to have race relations discussions with their customers.
• The Presbyterians are changing their definition of marriage to include gays.
• There may be small pieces of metal in your Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
• They found Cervantes tomb!
• The Iowa DOT wants a bunch of red light cameras taken down including the one at Elmore and Kimberly.
• That Mars One Project is a giant Yumbo! An insider says we’re not going to Mars for 100 years.
• TV Finales: Is there one better than the Newhart finale? Nope.
• Darren didn’t know that Dave was “into corned beef and cabbage”.
• A lot of people spent yesterday watching Leprechaun Porn.
• Darren learns about Rule 34.
• A Nevada Assemblywoman wants terminally-ill cancer patients get intravenous baking soda treatments to “flush out the cancer fungus”.
• Here’s a terrible place to hide your weed: A Beavis & Butthead lunchbox.
• Mail A Spud will send a potato in the mail for just $10.
• A restaurant in Virginia is calling itself “Chingon Pollo” which is Spanish for “Big Fucking Chicken”.
• A guy gets his penis almost bit off by his wife’s friend.
• Odd things that get said in job interviews.
• It’s okay to be naked at your front door in North Carolina.
• Moms find gross stuff in their kids rooms.