122: Two Girls, One River

Target is raising their minimum wage to $9.
We’re doing a LIVE podcast at Co-Op in Moline on Saturday, April 11th.
Darren would like a I DON’T EVEN BELONG HERE T-shirt.
Albert Hoffman invented LSD and died yesterday at the age of 102.
Cooking shows and Pinterest are making us all fatter.
March Madness is underway.
Nevada may soon make medical marijuana available for pets.
The Fed wants to raise interest rates.
Google has a patent for a wearable that will zap away cancer. Darren isn’t buying it.
DARPA thinks they might be able to kill ebola.
Despite the cold dark February we dealt with we just went though the warmest winter on record.
A Chinese guy had to make a decision when his ex and current girlfriend jumped in a river and demanded he save only one of them.
A guy pranks CSPAN with the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
A Minnesotta man stole back some knives he gave a neighbor for Christmas because he thought they weren’t using them enough.
Dave doesn’t understand kitchen knives.
A Steel Panther tribute band got to go on stage with Steel Panther.
School Days Fool Days: A teacher calls a Muslim student “Taliban”, a Vice Principal accuses faculty of having “vaginas on fire” and a teacher gives a student a before class parking lot hand job.