273: Isn’t That WILD?

Drinking “goon” and jumping into crocodile infested waters is no way to impress a lady. Driving erratically with 210 cans of Natural Light and weed is no way to make it to Spring Break. Spending time in a horse tranquilizer infused daze with potato chips on your nipples is no way to preach to your congregation. These are all important tips to better living, folks. This is an important episode!