Author: Dave Levora
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The Measles Bunch
There isn’t going to be another Woodstock this year. Brady Bunch star Maureen McCormick isn’t happy with anti vaxxers. Hamburglers are a real online menace.
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Garlic: Endgame
Florida Man fails to rewrite DUI laws. A grown man has a strict list of do and don’ts for the new Marvel movie.
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Wedding Shaming
Nicholas Cage is heartbroken after his latest marriage lasted four days. Heavy Metal Knitting is big in Finland. KFC and Cinnabon announce an unholy union.
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Bleach Boys
James Holzhauer might break Jeopardy. A church wants you to give them $450 to drink bleach.
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The Customer Is Always Right
Imagine trying to avoid the draft by eating tons of fried chicken. Mashed potatoes are showing randomly appearing in what may or may not be the capital of Mississippi.
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Big Bad Grannys
Tiger wins The Masters, Notre Dame is burning and an Indiana man sues his parents over the boxes of pornography they destroyed.
