We’re pretty sure S.E. Cupp isn’t going to randomly inject herself into this episode. Judge Judy is getting PAID. Convicts in Fort Dodge want their porn back. 

Spongebob’s creator Stephen Hillenburg has died. The internet is losing its mind over a massive Australian steer. A delightful elderly Vikings fan chokes an obnoxious Packer fan.

Someone has FINALLY invented wrapping paper that smells like breakfast sausages. A wild turkey is mayor of a Wisconsin town. A Florida woman brings meth to her doctor to test it. Is Don on the phone?

On today’s show we learn a curious fact about wombats. 

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There’s a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick. 

Cody Parker hit the upright four times because that’s what Jesus wanted him to do! McDonalds doesn’t have to pay up for undelivered cheese. Kids have found a new way to get high.