• A Lifetime of Snacks

    Willie Nelson is done smoking weed. Snoop Dog is doing a lullaby album. We know now the secret to finding the perfect shade of lipstick. 

  • Thanksgiving Booby Trap

    Dave judged the Battle of the Beards this afternoon. There are two new versions of Monopoly for people who think it takes too long or not long enough. Plus, we’ve […]

  • Spanksgiving 2019

    This episode features family fights, Christmas tree shortages and nightmare tales of Thanksgiving past.

  • The Peoria Field Test

    A Peoria man fails a field test in an actual field. They stopped some Mexican Bologna at the border. This holiday season, get your kids picture taken with Satan.

  • Ohio’s Got Talent

    An Ohio man dreams of making it big but his family won’t support him. A Wisconsin man makes license plates out of a beer box. Baby Jesus looks like…Phil Collins?!?

  • Theatre of Pain

    Despite their promises and legal paperwork, Mötley Crüe is hitting the road again. The Impossible Burger might be impossible to make. A snake bite remedy proves ineffective.