• Long Lost Tortoise

    Inspiration strikes in the oddest places. Restaurants might start charging a fee for use of their chairs. Cats have developed a taste for human flesh. 

  • Dance The Night Away

    David Lee Roth kicked off a tour last week. The Portland Bike Theft Task Force has an ironic case to solve. Get ready for Valentine’s Trees.

  • Hard Times, Daddy!

    Dave got fired from iHeart Radio. Cheetos wants to add a word to the language. Billie Eilish is singing the new Bond theme. 

  • Sit Down, Bat Boy!

    Burt Ward says ABC forced him to take pills to reduce his bulge. A teenager discovered a planet during his NASA internship. Burger King has upset insane mothers.

  • Makeup For Sex Workers

    On this episode we “Escape From Wisconsin” and learn about Heaux Cosmetics and a brand new way to lose the lottery.

  • Breakin’ 2024

    Breakdancing will be an Olympic sport in Paris for 2024. Charmin announces a robot that will bring you toilet paper. Popcorn sends a man to the hospital for open heart […]