A North Carolina man will be feeding the squirrels with his left hand from now on. China is thinking about building a second moon. Toilets have been exploding across America.
Europe has come up with some new interesting game shows. The guy inside the Big Bird suit is calling it quits.
Hurricane Michael is destroying the Florida panhandle. Sears is officially declaring bankruptcy. Mmm yes, you could be mine, tonight and every night. I will be your squirrel in shining armor. Speaking of knights, one of them got impaled over the weekend.
Cats aren’t really that great at catching rats. People seem to enjoy mixed drinks these days. Stop throwing your garbage in geysers. Please!
A bionic body part forces its owner into a coma. I know, I know…it’s serious. We bring back “Thinning The Herd.”
Irish prisoners are using drones to sneak in Chinese food. Daren reinvents The Wheel. Millennials convince General Mills to bring the fruity shapes back to Trix.