• The Return of Kid Icarus

    A forgotten video game could be worth $10,000. Impossible Whoppers are on the way. A 92-year-old woman dominates the 400-meter sprint.

  • Perpetual Stew

    There’s a good chance your delivery driver has helped himself to your order. Memes might soon be illegal.

  • Cooler Full of Wieners

    Somehow we managed to have our Spooktacular this year at the end of July.

  • She’s Still A Champion From The Block

    This episode is a salute to Jennifer Lopez on her 50th birthday. We’re pulling out all the stops and Purple Jesus is paying for it. 

  • Beating The Jesus High Score

    An amateur horse dentist is in trouble. A pastor tries to beat a fasting record previously (and still) held by Jesus. Bella Thorne is pansexual.

  • The Exsanguination Situation

    One of Dave’s favorite YouTubers reviews Darren’s latest discovery. You can add cloned ticks to the list of things to be terrified of.