Show Notes:

• It’s Grave And Scarin’s Spooktacular. Count Obvious will be sitting if for the whole show!
• A guy who claims he had top secret clearance says aliens are real. No word on Bigfoot.
• Pee-Wee Herman is working on a new movie next year.
• They got that cop killer who was hiding in the words.
• Starbucks is going to start delivering coffee next year.
• Illinois produces more pumpkins that any other state. More than 75% of all pumpkins come from Illinois. It’s a $33 million industry.
• In China, corpse brides are a thing.
• An Arkansas woman shoved a deer tongue in her lady business.
• We’re doing bathrooms all wrong.
• Halloween is actually much more Irish than St. Patrick’s Day. Also, you can get drunk with the devil and make him pay for your drinks. He’s pretty gullible.
• Sweet Eileen is having trouble selling her Stick Monsters on Craigslist.
• Frankie McDonald issues sensible warnings for this year’s Halloween.