11/11 Show Notes:

• We’re still getting the occasional email asking when we’re “coming back”.
• A study says 50% of all jobs will be gone in 15 years. Someone has a problem with how Dave says “realtor”.
• Mormon Church admits that Joseph Smith may have had up to 40 wives.
• Ozzy has a newly discovered frog named after him. We tried to get a baby giraffe named after Amazing Larry with minimal success.
• Peter Parker’s Aunt May is getting her own spin-off
• Target’s going to open their doors at 6pm on Thanksgiving.
• Orlando Thomas of the Vikings dies at the age of 42 from ALS
• Jerry Seinfeld has self-diagnosed himself as being on the autism spectrum
• A guy catches his best friend’s wife cheating on her husband and gets the video to post all over the internet.
• Thinning the Herd: A Florida man is dead because he wore his wedding ring while putting in a dishwasher.
• A guy goes to Mexico to kill himself, does a bunch of hookers and drugs and now has a new lease on life.
• Pizza Hut really wants the millennials to order their pizza so they’re redoing their menu and everything else next week.
• A little boy in Virginia may have the ghost of a soldier killed in Beirut living inside of him.
• Cops raid an okra garden because they thought it might be DEADLY MARIJUANA
• Colorado college kid takes some Molly and ends up stealing an ambulance and pleasuring himself while the cops taser him