Show Notes 11/17

• It snowed on Saturday night and everyone forgot how to drive
• Dave can’t say enough about how much he’s loving Sonic Highways on HBO
• A jihadist quit because he would rather smoke cigarettes than fight.
• Jose Canseco lost that finger at a poker table on Friday night
• Kids really are growing up too fast. A new survey says they’re independent by the age of 10.
• Enjoy chocolate while you can because we’re running out of it at an alarming rate.
• Another awful cruise ship came back full of super sick people
• An Andy Warhol painting sold for $82 million. Amazing Larry once did an anatomically correct sculpture of a headless Elvis
• The Osbournes are coming back to MTV
• A college kid in Fresno blew off some steam by banging sheep at the sheep unit
• Bono is a walking Final Destination movie
• They’ve done another version of “Do They Know It’s Christmas”
• Vacuuming your anus? That’s not a good idea
• Buddy the Beagle goes on a 20 mile ambulance ride, OUTSIDE the ambulance