Adrian Peterson has been suspended for at least the rest of this season
Another woman has come forward accusing Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Dave wonders what the point is of a statute of limitations on rape. We listen to an old Cosby comedy album from 1969 where he talks about slipping Spanish Fly in women’s drinks.
Charles Manson is getting married. Darren wonders about the bride’s family’s Christmas Letter this year
It’s going to freeze in every state today
That antibacterial soap might be damaging your liver
Animal Farm: A rabbit is killed at a high school in Idaho, a tiger is loose near Disneyland in France, a horny elephant kills his trainer and takes of with two female captives and fur seals are raping penguins
Daily Dumbass: A guy wants to hang out with his pals so he tells his girlfriend he’d been kidnapped