Will Smith’s children are in charge of both time and space
Dave takes bread monogamy very seriously, Darren plays the field.
Dave cracked the bread twist tie color code.
Dave has a gig tonight filling in as the PA guy at tonight’s Mallards game. Darren thinks this is a great opportunity to
Janice Dickenson claims she was also sexually assaulted by Bill Cosby
Buffalo is getting pounded with snow
They’ve cured Bubble Boy Disease!
Walking off the field before the game is over is a good way to get cut
It’s International Mens Day
Daily Dumbass: A guy shows up drunk to a job interview and then stabs the guy who was interviewing him
Pat & Vanna used to get bombed before they taped Wheel Of Fortune. Sajak was in a mood last week. Vanna enjoys when people make guesses about masturbation
A New Jersey cop is in trouble because his dashboard cam caught him showing his penis to young males he pulled over
Drunk Driving Blotter: A soap opera star got in a drunken wreck in Ohio, a man tries to eat his DWI results and someone drunk drove a bulldozer home through a park
Charles and Star Manson are registered at Bed Bath and Beyond
