11/21 Show Notes:

• Dave saw Interstellar last night. It’s way too long
• The Today Show did a stunt guys getting their testicles screened for cancer. They couldn’t stop making jokes about it. Not making jokes? Al Roker who has allegedly been told by NBC execs to cool it
• Lou Ferigno’s wife is saying Bill Cosby tried to assault her
• The CDC says heavy drinkers are rarely alcoholics
• Jose Canseco was pranking us with that whole finger fell off story
• Manson won’t get to sleep with his new crazy wife
• Daily Dumbass: A janitor at the Coralville library is accused of watching porn on the computer in the Children’s Library. To cover his tracks he destroyed the computer.
• Two male country stars car out of the closet
• Meanwhile this nightmare convinced her idiot husband that she was in fact, Alison Krauss.
• What’s Goin’ On At Wal-Mart: A 350lb man tried to steal steaks by hiding them in his gigantic ass, they still don’t know how Wal-Mart steaks got tainted with LSD and a track star isn’t fast enough to get away from Wal-Mart cops
• Is a moat at the White House the worst idea? With sharks? Piranhas?
• A crab boat has been turned into a floating strip club
• A man is trying to become a platypus