12/4 Show Notes:

• Dave LOVES the ECHL for Batman vs Penguins fights and now a Kalamazoo center doing the Super Trooper Meow bit during an intermission interview

• McBride is Captain of The Dave & Darren Snack Club. They’re planing a meeting at Hall of Fame Pizza & Wings on December 15th
• A guy in Des Moines assaulted his wife with a McChicken sandwich and a woman in Dubuque attacks a TV with a can of beans
• Darren runs down the list of fast food he’d like to see brought back as Burger King announces the return of The Yumbo
• Dave claims more US Presidents have died from diarrhea than assassins
• Darren asks how old is too old to trace comics out of the paper?
• NASA wants to shoot off a rocket that could some day go to Mars
• The new Bond movies is “SPECTRE”
• Terrorists wanted to blow up Oprah’s studio
• Mariah Carey brought the twins out for Christmas last night. She’s having trouble singing
• LeAnn Rimes wants a hippopotamus for Christmas. Rich people get lynx that maul their caretakers
• Sriracha Stout is a thing now
• The Satanists are getting a display at the Florida Capitol for Christmas
• 911 is a Joke: An Englishman uses 999 (their 911) as a sex line and two Wisconsin boys call 911 to make sure Santa gets their wish list