12/5 Show Notes:

• NASA sent Orion into space
• Both Peter Pan and the Bears game were hard to watch last night
• Weight Watchers may have given Snack Club a theme song
• Darren is concerned that “snacktions” may be tearing Snack Club apart
• Thinning The Herd: a man is dead after betting he could get more golf balls out of crocodile infested Lake Panic
• Darren wan’t to throw an official “Not So Fast” on this whole Yumbo backstory
• It’s the best year for jobs since 1999
• Colbert is having President Obama on one of his last shows
• 84% of vegetarians and vegans go back to eating meat
• Sofia Vergara is now and American citizen
• That old saying about half of marriages end in divorce isn’t accurate anymore
• Dave only had to pay for half his meal last night because the server dropped his leftovers on the floor
• A woman claims a Chick-Fil-A milkshake gave her a heart attack
• Get read for Doritos encrusted pizza
• Sea Captains may or joy not have a dating site. We may be getting yumboed on this one
• A dutch metal bassist shattered a testicle on stage
• A bunch of male escorts got in a hot tub fight over who makes more money
• A pirate time traveled from his job on the Santa Maria in 1776 to stab a guy at a Pennsylvania supermarket. He regrets nothing