12/8 Show Notes:

• You can get off I-74 at River Drive in Moline again
• Dave complains about a skunky 6 pack he bought on Friday
• Captain McBride is working feverishly to make the Snack Club gathering a success
• The College Championship brackets are causing grief for Baylor and TCU
• Jesse Palmer has a interesting take on things
• Someone brought the URBAN MEYER POOPS AT PARTIES sign to the Big 10 Championship
• The guy who wan’t to get eaten alive by an anaconda on TV didn’t
• CM Punk is joining the UFC roster
• Someone in Chicago has declared war on Furries with chemical weapons
• A Nebraska football player took a selfie with a raccoon who then attacked him
• Time Magazine has narrowed down their list for Person of the Year
• A drone almost caused a plane crash in London
• A British woman won’t be quiet during sex and might go to jail of it
• Three’s Company talk: Dave wants to take Terry the Nurse to the Regal Beagle. Darren calls the wife on The Ropers. Dave wonders why Darren doesn’t look into Lana Shields
• Listeners keep sending us awesome t-shirt ideas but we need to focus on the shirts that are available now
• A homeless man steals an ambulance to go to a strip club named The Booby Trap
• General Mills is bringing back French Toast Crunch
• We review the long history of Count Chocula
• Slayer saves kittens
• An artist wants to use his dad’s skull for a disquietingly heroic sculpture
• Unusual Baby Names for 2014: Yolo, Pixie, Zeek, Darko, Guru and Zeppelin