12/9 Show Notes:

• Dave is excited that the White Sox got Jeff Samardzija and closer David Robertson
• Arya the Producer Cat eats the poinsettia we have here in the Hickey Brothers Cigar Lounge and Hookah Lounge Studios
• NASA woke up a probe we sent to Pluto
• Kevin Klein (the one who isn’t married to Phobe Cates) had part of his ear ripped of and then shoots a game winning OT goal last night
• Pugsley Adams is dead
• Dave says you’re either a Munsters Person or an Addams Family Person. Darren says you can be both
• The color of your coffee cup affects the taste of it
• Amazon wants to deliver things in NYC with bike messengers
• Leonardo DiCaprio left a club in Miami with 20 girls
• Dave’s still working on episode 1 of That Beer Show. Or is he?
• Reddit thread on terrible proposals and their necessary rejections
• Darren sits on a testicle wrong
• Fast Food Nation: McDonalds wants to make fancy hamburgers you design with an iPad, Applebees is being sued because a guy choked to death on their food, Sonic has a footlong bacon cheese dog, an all cereal restaurant opens in London and TGI Friday’s has a mistletoe drone that chopped part of a photographers face  off
• Daily Dumbass: A guy breaks into his neighbors apartment and steals all their furniture leaving behind pizza boxes and a ticket with his name on it
• Jenni got a ticket from that camera in Cedar Rapids that gets everyone