12/18 Show Notes:

• The Interview isn’t going to be released.
• We’re back in business with Cuba
• Jay Cutler is getting benched and nothing makes a lick of sense
• That guy who wanted to take ANYONE with the same name as his ex-girlfriend on a trip around the world found someone to go with him. Darren’s positive she’ll go missing at some point on the trip
• A woman had a runny nose for 18 years
• A guy pops a 30 year old zit on his wife
• Elton John is getting married again
• Jim Harbaugh is listening to the Michigan offer
• A Steve Carell movie about North Korea is also getting the plug pulled on it
• You lose most weight by breathing it out
• A woman accidentally eats a $300 truffle she thought was a free sample
• This guy spends $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian. Darren says his mouth looks like a butthole that got in a fight

  

• Daily Dumbass decided to shoplift during a Shop With A Cop event at a Florida Wal-Mart
• Animal Farm: A dog has legs printed off by a 3D printer, a dead woman wants someone to kill her dog, a donkey is killed by a fatso who sat on it, a bunch of puppies get stolen and returned
• Iowans like boobs, Illinoisans prefer butts
• We go over these amazing flatulence facts