12/19 Show Notes:

• We’re giving away Nickelback tickets on Solid. It’s a secret contest that you have to listen to Solid to even know about it. Get to it!
• Scott Steele is a guy we both worked with years ago at the old building. Great guy who passed away yesterday after a long battle with cancer
• Darren complains that we couldn’t bowl because he pulled a butt muscle
• 81 people got gassed by a poisonous Zamboni at the Dells
• Our new nicknames: Asian Sensation and The Caribbean Jerk
• Stock Market has had a good run lately
• The Kepler Telescope has found a new exoplanet that’s 2.5 times bigger than Earth
• Kansas and Oklahoma aren’t happy with Colorado for legalizing pot
• Dr. Oz is wrong more often than he’s right about medical stuff
• We’re all living longer these days
• It wasn’t enough to pull The Interview from theaters now we’re not supposed to watch Team America: World Police. Mitt Romney says Sony should just put The Interview online for free so even more people can watch it
• A 18-year-old named Bud Weiser is in trouble in St. Louis
• Jackie Rogers Jr. is the greatest Martin Short character
• Dave has been watching Fridays on Hulu lately
• The guys discuss disappointing cheese balls
• Daily Dumbass smokes a joint at the POLICE STATION!
• The World Pie Eating Championships are voided because the pies weren’t regulation size
• It’s not your imagination, the NFL refs are calling a LOT more penalties
• Lesbians make more money than the rest of us
• Uncle Apple walks around China in his dead wife’s bra and leggings as a tribute to her
• Birthday Barn
• Missed Connections: More strange attractions at Pub 1848