12/22 Show Notes:

• Dave’s friend Leslie told him she’d listen to the podcast more if we talked more about her.
• Dave reminisces about Darren’s 40th birthday. Darren doesn’t want to go there
• Dave’s vision isn’t the best but he’s able to spot Darren a mile a way thanks to Darren’s dashboard newspaper collection
• At least the Bears game was semi-watchable. Alshon Jeffery has checked out for the season
• Gas prices continue to plummet
• UPS is going to deliver 34 million packages today
• The Gongable and Snack Club shirts are showing up just in time for Christmas
• Yesterday was the shortest day of the year but not the shortest day ever. That was in 1912
• Sony is going to show The Interview on Crackle
• We’re entering the drunkest weeks of the year
• A woman gets back luggage she lost 20 years ago
• Elvis is not STRUNG OUT!
• Casey, Iowa was about to get audited when it somehow had it’s city hall burn to the ground. Weird right?
• A New Jersey conveince store can’t sell lottery tickets anymore after they tried an steal a mentally handicapped winner’s ticket
• Dave thinks social media has killed the Christmas letter
• You can win Nickelback tickets by listening to Solid