12/23 Show Notes:

• Joe Cocker is dead
• We can’t figure out where the AT&T girl works
• Darren went to Fareway for beer and bread and they asked him if he needed help getting it to the car
• Google is making it easier to find song lyrics
• iPads and smartphones are ruining your sleep
• 28 13 and 14 year-old girls went on a class trip to Sarajevo and 7 came home pregnant
• Darren’s good advice on a child predator who teaches dance
• Red Robin will start selling a burger designed to cure hangovers
• People are monsters this time of year
• A little bit of drinking is good for creativity in the workplace
• Darren unviels his new TV show concept: World’s Wettest Dog
• A guy wakes up from a coma furious to discover he isn’t Matthew McConaughey
• A New Jersey principal is demoted for a misspelled sign