1/5 Show Notes:

• They’re down to just four dogs at Darren’s place
• Czechs discover a new tomb in Egypt! Is there anything (short of stopping Hitler) we can’t do?
• Republicans are running against Speaker John Boehner
• NFL action over the weekend was pretty boring except for watching the Lions get screwed
• They’re going to show a new trailer for The Avengers: Age of Ultron during the College Football Championship Game
• Construction starts this week on a bullet train from L.A. to San Francisco
• Dave’s looking forward to bullet trains
• Darren doesn’t understand being told by a robot “someone will be by to answer your call” every ten seconds
• Elf on a Shelf? Narc at the Park!
• A new plant grows both tomatoes and potatoes
• A guy with 2 penises wrote an autobiography
• A guy wrecked his car on New Year’s and got the car towed. They left him in the car!
• A robot can learn to cook by watching YouTube videos
• Elvis’ planes are for sale
• A Florida couple was trapped in an unlocked closet for a weekend.
• A Florida man was arrested on criminal mischief charges for smashing the car of his “spiritual” girlfriend after she prophesied that his dead grandmother would return to him in his dreams — and violate him with a dildo.
• Wisconsin hunter sent to the hospital when he’s attacked by the deer he shot with a crossbow.