Show Notes 1/26:

• Ernie Banks died over the weekend. Darren met him at the golf tourney a few years ago.
• Darren is freaked out about another impending winter fall. Dave thinks Darren might somehow enjoy it
• Dave called Larry on Saturday night during a visit to Cedar Falls in a hotel that may or may not be haunted
• Someone bought some of Abraham Lincoln’s hair over the weekend
• Scientists want to release millions of genetically modified mosquitos in Florida
• SkyMall is bankrupt because we’re too busy looking at our phones on planes
• The East Coast is about to get pounded with snow
• A woman ate two 72 oz steaks this weekend. Her plan is to train and eat three of them
• Brad Deery had to take a mannequin off of a billboard promoting his Burlington dealership
• Cock is the most word used in erotic fiction
• Cowgirl is the most dangerous sexual position
• A guy’s penis got devastated by his insurance company
• A woman ordered a crispy chicken sandwich from a Burger King but instead got $2631
• A bunch of Irish Christians stole a statue of a Celtic Sea God
• A guy buys a lottery ticket to break a $100 to buy a sandwich and ends up winning $10 million
• Dave watched Enter The Dragon over the weekend. Big fan
• Chinese Stories: a one-year-old baby gets on a bus, eel smuggling is a thing as are fake banks
• We may be getting that Popeye’s Chicken we’ve been hearing about forever