1/27 Show Notes:

• Dave wants to brag about making Chicken Noodle out of a can last night
• Astronomers found a Super Saturn with rings that are 200 times bigger than our Solar System’s stupid boring Saturn
• Dave had an Saturn SC2 in the 90s and discovered too late that it was an old lady car
• A Patriots locker room attendant took a bunch of footballs into the bathroom
• KFC is testing out a Double Down hot dog
• Faith No More is putting out a record and touring this summer
• Lance Armstrong says he’s do it all over again
• A nightmare in Massachusetts wants the courts to recognize the two cats he killed along with his mom
• Sam Smith is going to pay Tom Petty for ripping off “I Won’t Back Down”
• Wait a second? Are we still doing Top 5 Things? Darren is confused
• Love Bytes: A guy divorced his wife because she was possessed by a genie
• You can’t throw food out in Seattle
• That Florida woman who faked a story about having a 3rd boob got popped for DUI and no one wanted to bail her out
• The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy is getting evicted because…