Episode 93: Charlie In A Box

2/9 Show Notes:

• The Simpsons last night was about a town getting Yumboed into thinking they had their own special song only to find out it was sold to other towns
• Sam Smith had a big night last night. We go over the so-called Best New Artist curse
• Neil Armstrong brought a purse back from the moon
• Bruce Jenner was involved in a fatal car accident this weekend
• Brian Williams is off NBC News for now
• College kids today don’t party
• A prison break in Brazil involved spiked whisky and women dressed in skimpy cop outfits
• A Bill Cosby statute in St. Petersberg features a naked Cosby with his genitals replaced with a weeping Fat Albert
• A baby was born pregnant with TWO fetuses inside her
• If you wanted to get your sweetheart a chocolate anus for Valentines Day, you are out of luck. Sold out
• Women who shave their faces everyday look younger
• A Korean woman got eaten by a vacuum robot
• Charlie Manson’s crazy fiancé only wanted him for his body
• Cops find grow houses by looking for roofs where the snow melts off faster then the rest of the neighborhood
• A Pennsylvania teen killed another kid and then took a selfie with his victim
• Comcast calls their customers Super Bitches
• A girl managed to get fired before her first day on the job thanks to Twitter
• Florida man puts his occupation down as “Drug Dealer” on his arrest report