Episode 95: Tripping Triceratops

2/11 Show Notes:

• It’s the 25th Anniversary of the Buster Douglas/Mike Tyson fight
• Dave’s off to WQAD to do voiceovers for the Beer TV show. Darren wants him to use the Paging Mr. Herman voice
• Rolling Stone agrees with Darren that John Belushi was the best SNL cast member
• AC/DC is doing a show at Wrigley Field on September 15th
• Darren once shook Billy Joel’s hand
• John Stewart is quitting The Daily Show
• Brian Williams is suspended for six months without pay
• Heinz is releasing a Sriracha ketchup later this month
• Tom Brady gave his MVP truck to Malcolm Butler
• A Girl Scout is selling her cookies next to a legal weed dispensary and is making a killing
• Darren thinks pot munchies is a Yumbo, probably engineered by the snack food industry
• Dinosaurs used to trip balls on LSD plants
• A guy in charge of the water supply in San Francisco got suspended for peeing in the reservoir
• A middle school principal had his pants start on fire at a swim meet
• A guy snuck photoshopped pics of himself eating Mexican food and put them up in the Grammy museum
• Daily Dumbass: apprehended thanks to a selfie he took while on the run from cops
• Local H is doing a show at RIBCO on the 28th