It’s Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. Darren thinks he could have benefited from a nice hot bath
Darren doesn’t see the problem with the Jackie Robinson team cheating as the other teams are national teams. Dave explains that they aren’t.
Dave thinks having Little League on TV is kinda messed up
We got a voicemail this morning about a show we did last week. Feel free to drop us a line on the Harrington’s Pub text line (also good for voicemails) at 470-23-NACHO
Def Leppard is touring this summer with Styx and Tesla The Band. Steely Dan and Elvis Costello are also doing a tour.
We didn’t win the Powerball last night
Dave says if he did win the lottery he’d give Darren a taste but nothing crazy because he knows Darren excels at frugal living
House of Cards accidentally got posted on Netflix yesterday
Disney World is jacking their admission up to $105
With the measles outbreak starting at a Disney property, Dave argues the should lower the price. Darren introduces the kids to Measles The Weasel
A bunch of penises showed up on Delta’s Facebook page
A Wisconsin college student made yogurt out of her own vagina bacteria
A Montana lawyer wants to outlaw yoga pants
There’s a Divorce Hotel open in New York where you check in as a married couple on Friday and leave on Sunday as two single people
Dear Prudence deals with an overweight woman who doesn’t understand why her pictures are realistic
A Florida man calmed his golf clubs were stolen so he could trick his wife into buying him a new set of clubs
Steve Harvey deals with a gerbil answer on Family Feud
A 25-year-old man tricked old women into letting him onto their homes so he could rob them by wearing diapers and sucking a lollipop
The world’s first penis reduction surgery just took place
There’s a new set of ethernet cable designed to make your mp3s sound better. They cost $10,500
Restaurants don’t want you to eat dessert
A woman gets into a head butting fight with a tax worker at a Texas Walmart
Dave says ENOUGH with the satellite people soliciting you when you’re out shopping. Darren says its never happened to him
