A lost underwater city is full of fish sauce. This year’s Burning Man featured an actual burning man. Strippers pay for their IDs with cash.
Taylor Swift is scamming her fans. Maybe Darren should have been the new Kermit. Kid Rock is going to open a restaurant featuring Detroit cuisine. Whatever that is.
The cold weather that’s on its way could be lethal. The iPhone 8 won’t be cheap. If you get fired, Burger King wants to give you a Whopper.
Houston is underwater. You’re scooping your ice cream the wrong way. Once again, The USA reigns supreme at air guitar.
Taylor Swift is about to dethrone Despacito. Lagunitas is making beer with weed, man. Nobody goes to the movies anymore. High school popularity is not a predictor of future success or happiness.
Darren’s back from the totallity. Has it changed him? Would winning the Powerball change Darren?