This is the dawning of the sixth mass-extinction! Pitbull wants to by The Marlins. Tasers and gasoline don’t mix.
Dave’s back from Colorado. They’ve run out of weed in Nevada. An umbrella sharing service is done because people can’t be trusted with umbrellas. In retrospect, her name probably isn’t pronounced “Dahyena”.
Corey Feldman rocks so hard, he lost a tooth. An airline is tossing around the idea of a seatless plane. Weed is now legal in Vegas.
More strange details are emerging from Niagara Falls bubble boy story. Sharks are looking to feast off Cape Cod this 4th of July. Maybe cars should sound more like ducks?
Eddie is getting his own comic. A Spanish paternity case takes a surreal twist. Throwing coins in a jet engine will not bring good fortune to the flight.
Facebook is making TV shows now. The plague is back! Darren shares an uncomfortable family secret.