CVS destroys a marriage by blabbing about a Viagra prescription. IHOP wants to be known as IHOb. Bono and God continue their conversation from yesterday’s show.

The worst shark attack of all time just happened off the coast of Brazil. Vermont will pay you to move there. Ethiopia wants a navy despite the fact that they’re landlocked.

It’s the 11th anniversary of one of our all time favorite moments. Get ready for a future filled with cockroach milk and closed Sears locations.

A misdaventure in a shower takes an alarming turn. Japanese people spend WAY too much money on fruit.

Dave really liked the new Star Wars movie. Roseanne Barr is an unemployed racist. A 104-year-old man wants to quit smoking.

Play-Doh has tradmarked their scent. There’s a ton of big Summer package tours. A man paid $82 million for two pizzas.