Recent Posts
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Robot Promises & Killer Sharks
Good news! We don’t have to worry about a robots rising up to kill us because one of them wrote a letter to the editor and promised they won’t. Sharks […]
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Ellen’s Game of House Traps
Working for Ellen at home sounds like a nightmare. Stealing copper from a live wire ends badly.
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Dear Mr. Tinder
Jerry Lewis didn’t care where the money came from. Sweet Eileen used to torment the Telethon. Tinder banned a user because he photoshopped a Baby Yoda on his pic.
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Dave & Darren’s 2020 Cover 5 League
It’s Week One! Want to play Cover 5 with us again this year? If you’re new to Cover 5 here’s how it works: Pick 5 teams each week that you […]
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They Call Me Mr. Ding Dong
A WWII Vet is going to get the Juicy Fruit coffin he’s always dreamed of. An Australian has invented a new side hustle: Coffin Confessor.
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I’d Like To Speak With The Manager
It’s long past time we retire the “speak to the manager” routine. “Dancing With The Stars” will feature a contestant who may have killed her husband.
