Puff Daddy was just kidding, everybody. There’s an app to tell you when the McFlurry machine is broken. A monkey LOVES to drink gasoline.
Are you ready for a new Lord of the Rings TV show? Puffy is noe Brother Love. Hardee’s is launching Jolly Rancher Milkshakes. A Chicago hot dog stand robbery goes horribly wrong.
The Houston Astros are World Series Champs. Papa John says the NFL is to blame for slow pizza sales. A Florida woman gave birth to a baby Frankenstein.
BOO! More people are watching baseball than football. Flint no longer has the worst water in Michigan! Michael Jackson is still making a TON of money.
Amazon would like to walk right in to your house. Movie theaters might start charging less for movies that tank at the box office. The cops don’t want you to get them iTunes gift cards.
We finally get around to the 2018 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame news. Getting drunk helps you learn foreign languages. If dolphins had hands, they’d rule the world.