Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?
Nothing Runs Like A Deere
Today’s recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.
I Once Got Busy In A Burger King Bathroom
Are the Sun and the Moon the same thing? Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? Which way is left?
Hotdoggers And Peanutters
Would you rather drive around America in a giant hot dog or peanut? It turns out there’s something to the old sitcom trope of doppelgangers. Dave still dreams of taking […]
To The Wet Lab!
They didn’t allow tailgating at the National Championship “Game”. A Missouri Sheriff is looking for volunteer day drinkers.
Year End Rear End Review
Our first review for 2023 includes ice beer, a randy walrus and a review of everything Americans got stuck up their butts in 2022.