Recent Posts
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The Old Town Road
Get ready for a summer of crop tops, taco shell shortages and horses in motel rooms.
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Electric Daisy Taint Bruise
The Jeopardy Wiz has finally lost. A bus driver blames an OWI on a bad donut. David Lee Roth surprises some Van Halen fans. Just kidding, they have no clue […]
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They Ran Out Of Words
Eight kids won the National Spelling Bee. Corey Taylor needs to relax. Jean Speedos are a thing now.
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An Abundance of Shower Rings
An Alabama man ordered shower rings from Amazon and got something else. Moby is going away for a while. Arby’s will always have the meats.
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Everest Traffic Jam
The Navy might have run into some real UFOs. A Napa festival pulled the plug on Neil Young.
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New Coke Is It (Again)
Get ready for another edition of Ask Darren, the return of New Coke and composting Grandpa.
