On today’s show we learn a curious fact about wombats. 

That Canadian guy with the Christmas present from 1970 is having an opening event. Deaf 1st Graders learn a valuable lesson. There’s a new world record holder for eating corn with a toothpick. 

Cody Parker hit the upright four times because that’s what Jesus wanted him to do! McDonalds doesn’t have to pay up for undelivered cheese. Kids have found a new way to get high.

Stan Lee died. A man who let bats lick his fingers also died. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but if you live in Vegas that’s not ideal. Nuff said. 

Mermaids are dealing with harassment. Rocky 8 is coming to theaters this month. Darren may have figured out a way to revitalize the franchise. Also, a guy falls out of a Waffle House ceiling because Alabama. 

A boob job goes horribly wrong. Alexa wants to help you with your Thanksgiving turkey. A honeymooner comes back from Belize with a surprise in her pants.