Do you still “tape” TV shows? Bond is back in 2019. Butternut squash is NOT cheese.
Skyscaper architects are learning that Chicago is a windy city. Who knew? People are upset that Michael Phelps didn’t race a real shark. Kermit wouldn’t do that.
Not responding to rext messages might be grounds for divorce. The Nacho Radio Center isn’t happening for at least another two years. Disney has more live action plans. Kenny and Dolly will get together one last time.
Blue Apron has to compete with Amazon. Google is releasing 20 million mosquitos for science. Taylor Swift might be stuffed in a suitcase right now.
Soon air travel made be impossible by climate change and farts. Darren thinks a Frenchman won the JDC. Dr Who is a woman now. They’re building a Westworld for Star Wars fans.
This is the dawning of the sixth mass-extinction! Pitbull wants to by The Marlins. Tasers and gasoline don’t mix.