Can we all agree “Wonderful Christmastime” is a garbage holiday song? A California man pays $1000 for a one penny Whopper. Could you do without your smartphone for a year for $100,000?

It’s our 800th episode. Can you believe it? Grab a cookie! We talk about ghost pirates, giant middle fingers and inflatable sheep.

We invade Capriottis on 53rd in Davenport for a LIVE podcast with James. This episode features a real life Christmas Meatball MIRACLE! (courtesy Nick The Internet Pizza Guy)

We’re programming robots with emotions and they’re responding with bear spray. OH…YEAH!

There’s a disturbing trend of grown-ups ruining Santa for children. Brett Favre got duped by Nazis. The “Oreo Run” may have cost an Illinois high school a state championship.

We’re pretty sure S.E. Cupp isn’t going to randomly inject herself into this episode. Judge Judy is getting PAID. Convicts in Fort Dodge want their porn back.