A North Carolina man will be feeding the squirrels with his left hand from now on. China is thinking about building a second moon. Toilets have been exploding across America.
Europe has come up with some new interesting game shows. The guy inside the Big Bird suit is calling it quits.
Tara Reid got kicked off a plane. Lindsey Buckingham is suing Fleetwood Mac. Ann Curry is coming back to TV for a show that sounds super gross.
Hurricane Michael is destroying the Florida panhandle. Sears is officially declaring bankruptcy. Mmm yes, you could be mine, tonight and every night. I will be your squirrel in shining armor. Speaking of knights, one of them got impaled over the weekend.
Cats aren’t really that great at catching rats. People seem to enjoy mixed drinks these days. Stop throwing your garbage in geysers. Please!
It’s Columbus Day or as they call in it Columbus, Monday. Dave has an idea for THE rom-com of 2019. Play Doh wants to encourage your kids to play with their waste.