David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he’s done with the Olympics. There’s no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You’ll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.
Charlie Rose is the next contestant on Who Wants To Be A Pervy Old Man? Geologists say the Earth is turning slower and we can expect big earthquakes in 2018. Wisconsin lawmakers want to lower the drinking age back to 19.
There are now TWO Black Crowes cover bands made up of former members of The Black Crowes. A UFO was spotted over Oregon. People watch Netflix in public bathrooms. Your kids really want to go to Winnipeg.
Cancel the ersters. STP has their new frontman. The International Space Station now has pizza and ice cream. Tile-Gate is rocking the Scrabble community.
Darren compares Elton John at Tax Slayer to the movie Jaws. The Father of nachos is dead. You can say the F-word on the radio in Canada. In French.
We’re getting even MORE Star Wars films. Paper airplanes make it to the hall of fame. A Swedish couple wants to name their baby Pilzner.