Tag: top five things
So, You Guys Wanna Get A Dog
This edition features a fatal gator attack, field tests and a family that may or may not be ready for the commitments of dog ownership.
Like A Doll’s Eyes
The thing about a discarded sex doll you find in a creek is it’s got lifeless eyes. black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. Here’s the first Top Five Things from […]
The Family Stallone
Sylvester Stallone’s family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey’s seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation.
Invite Them To The Party
This episode has stolen monkeys, pizza lawsuits and an “impressive” shark attack.
Deer Stand Trap Door
We’ve got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!
Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?