Darren is out sick with the flu. Although he thinks it could also be ebola. He’s lost 9 lbs since Saturday night. Dave wonders if he could’ve been more supportive over the phone with Darren. Maybe he should run some chicken soup over there or something.
The very much alive Judd Nelson with be playing the role of Rodimus Prime in the new Transformers movie. Dave thinks Rodimus Prime sounds like a gay porn stars name. Brad gives Dave waaaaaay more info on the nature of Optimus Prime’s death.
The Bears got destroyed by New England yesterday. Lamar Houston had to be carted off the field after celebrating a sack despite being down 25 POINTS! How Bears is that?
Dave wants more 8:30 am NFL games
Giants beat the Royals 5-0 and are up 3-2 in the World Series.
Oscar Tavares, who won a batting title as a River Bandit, was killed over the weekend in a car accident.
Aaron Lewis is a country star now and he BLEW the National Anthemlast night. Staind is from Massachusetts. There are a TON of bands from San Francisco that would’ve made more sense. Also, does Aaron sing differently now that he’s a country star?
Daily Dumbass is a drunk who climbed into bed to cuddle with his mom. You know, like you do. Problem is he went into the wrong apartment and cuddled some random dude.
Ideaf2 tells us about a Davenport man who though he could burn leaves on his front lawn.
An Arizona horse (hello!) was trapped in a pool and tranquilized before its rescue. Dave wonders is horse tranquilizers in a pool isn’t the best way to spend a weekend.
A Florida man shot a bear in his sun roombecause Florida. He may be in trouble because you can’t kill bears down there. Even if they weigh 400 pounds and in your house.
There’s still so much about The Transformers that Dave STILL doesn’t understand.
